Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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