I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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