found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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