The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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