Your tits are I can't wait for
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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