Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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