This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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