I can tuck mytits in my pants
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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