you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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