we're blogging at a bar
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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