No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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