Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize