Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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