Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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