oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
the raccoons are back...
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