If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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