he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize