she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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