Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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