just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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