dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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