Duck Duck Cougar?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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