i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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