Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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