Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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