i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Houston, we have a squirter
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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