I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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