I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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