Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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