It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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