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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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