insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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