Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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