love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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