if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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