i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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