are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my being single is dangerous.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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