Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
love makes seman taste better
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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