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(303): View more from Colorado

i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas

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(302): View more from Delaware

dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit

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(917): View more from New York City

He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....

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(+34): View more from Spain

what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30

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(732): View more from New Jersey

1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND

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(941): View more from Florida

I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.

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(513): View more from Ohio

When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.

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