No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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