well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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