Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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