she looked like the before picture.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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