Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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