The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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