Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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