Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I need water and some morals
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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