Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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