Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I've blown a few things in my day
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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