More tranny stories later!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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