I want to make a zoo with you.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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